We're creating a whole new world! A lot better than the one in original book, too. Instead of all the chastising and going to hell, ours has cute and cuddly. As commandments, cats would have; eat, nap, chase a string now and then...I could use some suggestions on how see things from a cat's POV. Here's some ideas that are forming...
...making war = hunting. A War on Mice? Ewww. Do not want.
Work is hunting? No hunting on Caturday.(2-65)
What about Dogs? fortunately mohammed didn't like them lol.
Cats pee on things to mark their territory: prophets (pawfoots) say stuff to mark their (figurative) territory...(not the best metaphor, no )
converting believers = house-training cats? kittehs have to taught some things....
god is all vengeful and genocidal; kittehs are fuzzywuzzy cute wanna grab n cuddle uhhhh......
...have scary teeth and claws, haz lazer eyes, what else?
Some Lolcats talk about eatin yur soul. What's that about?
Catitude! Lol. sum haz it; sum is house cats, sort of sissies,(pussies?) Is that in bad taste? Do I care?
tuff macho cats are Mousers. There's cats in alleys, and there's strays...
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